Hi, I'm Jordan. I'm basically Squidward but replace clarinet with programming.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

Edits by me with colors from soft white trash.

 

lispy-grimaljin:

pricklyonion:

mechanicalriddle:

*does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest*

OSHA compliant magical girl

Animal Crossing New Horizons (2020)

claudevonnriegan:

i really love zuko avatar the last airbender but he also definitely influenced people into thinking all the villains in the world can and should be redeemed like. shut up. youre not zuko avatar the last airbender and you will never be zuko avatar the last airbender

simtunes:

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

gay-jesus-probably:

The 2015 Hamilton discourse got the point of one healthy able-bodied white american girl pretending to be a disabled middle eastern lesbian couple with HIV so that she could write a modern AU of Hamilton about HIV, who was then caught in the act by another fic writer who had a grudge against her because she’d attacked them for writing a Hamilton AU where the founding fathers are cannibalistic mermaids, and the reason she had attacked them for it was because somehow that was cultural appropriation.

Seriously. Whatever hot take you have about Hamilton, I promise you several dozen people already said it years ago, and if I have to see this shit again I’m going to throw myself into the fucking sun

marisatomay:

we did all of this hamilton discourse in 2015!!!!!!! if you weren’t around for it then just know it happened and every take possible was had!!!!! go get some juice and log off

requiemforaninsomniac:

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inspiration struck in the middle of the night and I could not rest until this came to fruition

phil-dwyer-stan-account:

marbledgummies2:

“witchers can’t blush” is a load of horseshit. why? because if a witchers blood “can’t rush like that” their dicks wouldn’t work, Mr. Sapkowski

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pretentiouslimericks:

laughconfetti:

goblincore-aesthetic:

Mona Lisa and her possum.

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This isn’t real. You can’t just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

shampooligan:

oddside:

shampooligan:

hi I’m back what memes did I miss

banksy opened a theme park, and deez nuts is running for president

cool, time for me to log out again